Are you there world? It's me God

Blog event topic: God tells you to take over for a minute, do whatever you want but it must effect everyone. So short of following what I think God would want us to do which is bringing about something like peace and faith for all, I'd have some fun with it. I think I would 'immediacize' the consequences of sin, but for a short period, maybe 24 hours. When one sins, they lose grace and damage their relationship with God. As it says, the wages of sin is death, but each sin of course is not a mortal one. So Jimbob slaps his wife. The wages of sin is death, so proportionally, he is immediately punished by God(Us?) with whatever corresponding level of spiritual damage on a physical level. Maybe metaphysically kicked in the nuts. Fr. Mike checks out some internet porn, immediately loses ability to get boner. Little Jimmy hits his sister, little Jimmmy can't taste candy. I dunno something like that. At the end of the 24 hour period, I perform some miracle the whole world can see, (a la The Miracle of the Sun) but I put a message in everyone's head as it happens. Something about hi, I'm God, I'm real. This has been a taste of what happens when you sin. Remember that. That was my real-ish scenario, here's a fun one. I appear as a cosmic game show host in the sky with a big old wheel and host a one hour reality show program (I have cameras everywhere) that has eliminations (death, damnation), immunity (accession to heaven), and special challenges (tests of faith). At the end, I have a giant wheel of religions and I spin it. The world waits with baited breath to see what faith is correct. It lands (of course) on Catholics. 1 billion people are happy, the rest weep. Then God says but as a special bonus to those of you that lost, we're gonna fix the church up to make room in the pews for the rest of you. He then kills in hilarious ways all the pedo-priest and those who covered things up. If this involved the current pope, he appoints a new one, thanks you for watching, and returns us to regularly scheduled life.