Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

Funny story, vulgar language.

On the way back from Cici's for lunch, three nerds (of which I am one) were debating Kirk and Picard....somehow that happened.

Me and Richard supported Picard, Jason liked Kirk.

Jason: Captain Kirk could be the smartest person in the room without having to have everyone know it. Just because he didn't spend all his time in his private study with his reading glasses on doesn't mean...

Me (interrupting): Did he even have a private study?

Jason (instantly): He had a Fuck den!

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Argument over. I stand corrected.